Famous last words:
I can't sleep.
~~ James M. Barrie, author, d. 1937
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957
Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight.
~~ Lord George Byron, writer, d. 1824
Ah, that tastes nice. Thank you.
~~ Johannes Brahms, composer, d. April 3, 1897
That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.
~~ Lou Costello, comedian, d. March 3, 1959
Goodnight my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow.
~~ Noel Coward, writer, d. 1973
Do you hear the rain? Do you hear the rain?
Minutes before her plane crashed.
~~ Jessica Dubroff, seven-year-old pilot, d. 1996
I see black light.
~~ Victor Hugo, writer, d. May 22, 1885
I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room.
~~ Eugene O'Neill, writer, d. November 27, 1953
Get my swan costume ready.
~~ Anna Pavlova, ballerina, d. 1931
I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . .
~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953
Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!
~~ Florenz Ziegfeld, showman, d. July 22, 1932
Lord help my poor soul.
~~ Edgar Allan Poe, writer, d. October 7, 1849
• The golfer who was kicked to death by fellow golfers when his game was not up to par.
• The serial rapist who died of shock when he discovered his latest victim-to-be was a transvestite.
• The arsonist who boiled himself to death.
• The woman who accidentally swallowed ants and followed up with a swig of insecticide---intending to kill the ants---and offed herself in the process.